Look at this beautiful ornament Tina made for me!! I absolutely love it. It must have taken so much effort to make. It is flawless. Thank you so much Tina.
Joanna, considering you are the only one who hasn't received anything, and I'm the only person whose name hasn't been mentioned for sending something, by now you probably have figured out that I am the lame-o who has your name and didn't send anything in time for Christmas. You'll be happy to know that I did send something today - Priority Mail, no less - and because you are such an awesome lady and had to wait so long, I added a little special something to the package to sweeten up your raw deal a bit. It should be there in 2-3 days!