I thought I would do a search on Ravelry for some knitted/crochet food. (because I would much rather do that than, you know, take care of my family)
Here is what I came up with... (free stuff, anyway)
Here is a pattern for a cupcake.(knit)
Here is a pattern for a piece of pie.(knit)
Here is a pattern for an ice cream cone.(crochet)
Here is a pattern for hot cross buns. (knit)
Here is a pattern for some popcorn (crochet - pattern is down on the right side)
There is also a pattern for some sushi (knit) that looks really neat, but it is an Adobe file... I can email it to anyone who wants it...
There you go... that is JUST how bored I am today!